Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roa

Humorous wedding ceremony Speech by a Friend of the GroomGood evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. My throw is Robert. As they were speaking just at a time, it struck me how much David and his new father-in-law now have in common. After all, its the first time in 25 years that Arthur has been able to speak for 10 minutes without interruption from the women in his family. And itll be the last time in 25 years that David gets to do the same. So I sincerely take to he treasures this moment. But it is colossal to finally see David with a ring on his finger as he learned a long time ago that you cannot found roughlyone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. So Pamela, was it the 101 red roses he displace to your office that made you give in? However, before Pamela accepted Davids project of marriage, she wanted to clarify a few things. In particular, she wanted to localise the amount of football he was watching on TV. Well, thank respectableness they managed to sort it out. In the end, David agreed that he would stop watching every game as soon as the last goal was scored. So there can be no argument about wholl be wearing the trousers in David and Pamelas house. David will be wearing them - right under his apron. You see, Pamela has already started to train David well - and it may surprise some of you to hear that she didnt have to start by showing him where the kitchen was. She actually had to beg off to h... ... approaches marriage with the same team spirit hes demo in all the things weve done together, he is sure to make a success of it. Ever since Ive know him hes been an unselfish team player, whether it was cub scouts, football or on adventure holidays. His allegiance and determination are probably what Pamela saw first in him that and his money. Ladies and gentlemen, its an watch to be standing here as Davids best man. I suppose I should actually say its an honour and a pleasure, tho I know the pleasure wont kick in until this speech part is over. So lets hurry up and toast the bride and groom. To David and Pamela - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out.